Jokes
FUNNY LAWYER QUOTES
  • There are three sorts of lawyers – able, unable and lamentable. – Robert Smith Surtees
  • Whoever tells the best story wins. – John Quincy Adams
  • A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. – Patrick Murray
  • Ignorance of the law excuses no man – from practicing it. – Adison Mizner
  • In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. – Angie Papadakis
  • A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. – Lord Brougham
  • A man is innocent until proven broke. – Anonymous